unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

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http://pewdiepiesfanblog.tumblr.com/post/97814723717/perswante-314eater-prevalere-you-know-how

perswante:

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending…

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cometstiel:

zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

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calypsovaldez:

Ok but why do none of the seven have glasses?

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kidanedakh:

goldenfleeces:

fUCk JASON GRACE

I AM TRYINg

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wokenupwithamnesia:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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cutie-hanji-zoe:

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fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

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a-skellington:

I believe there’s a hero in all of us.

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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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