Derek are you one of those people who keeps all his money in a plastic bag under his bed because I feel you are
I just need, like, a million fics featuring Stiles trying really hard to be bros with Boyd, and Boyd just sort of blandly tolerating him.
#everytime Boyd says they’re not friends #he’s like #SOON
all i see is
A fork, knife, and spoon all in one
Chopsticks with a soup spoon
2013 we did it
YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE PART OF IT
do you want to know how I got these scars?
Just a reminder that Scott probably could hear Allison’s heart rate slowing down before stopping completely when she died in his arms. (◕‿◕✿)
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
This is the worst thing ive ever seen.
This makes me sad.
*laughs and cries at the same time*
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war